The Kingdom of Womble 5876 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.313 billion Womble 5876ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Womble 5876ian economy, worth 370 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,535 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,033 per year while the poor average 2,791, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 5876's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 5876 is ranked 233,270^th in the world and 7,106^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.